Let them all know what you are thinking!!

OK, you're probably not "really" a jerk, but face it: it's fun to blow off some steam sometimes. These mouthy T-s are a great way to get some attention and get a few laughs at the same time.

Our shirts are printed on a solid colored 100% cotton preshrunk T-shirt. Colors available are shown.

The Colored T-shirt is $10.95 + $ 5.99 shipping. Rhinestone T's are $20.00.

No Fat Chicks	I Hear Voices & They Don't Like Your	Mess With Me and You Mess With the Rest of The Trailor Park	I owe you one: 68
Don't Annoy The Crazy Person	Big Fat Beaver Liquor Lodge	I Love Beaver	Future MILF
Cougar Hunter	Bitch In Rhinestones	Will Buy Drinks For Sex	Your Ridiculous Little Opinion Has Been Noted
My Pen Is Huge	Change Is Good: You Go First	I'm Unreliable, Disorganized, innefficient, Unmotivated, & immature; but I'm Fun!	Chick Magnet
Training To Be A Cage Fighter	I'm Retired: Don't Ask Me To Do A Damn Thing	Pretending To Be A Normal Person Day After Day Is Exhausting	Intercourse 69
I'm Huge In Japan	Flip Cup Master	I Live in my own little world... But it's okay, they know me here	Restraining Order: Just Another Way of Saying I Love You
Your I.Q. Test Came Back Negative	Second Base	Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Minutes	I Google Myself Regularly
Textually Active	Your Just Jealous That The Voices Talk To Me	Breakfast Included	Sarcasm: Just One More Service We Offer
Marriage: The Leading Cause Of Divorce	Sleeps Well With Others	I Don't Need An Encyclopedia My Wife Knows it All!	I'm Kind of A Big Deal
Original Gangsta	Pimp	I Flunked Anger Management	I'm Not With Stupid Anymore
Old Skool	McLuvin	I Like It Dirty	Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
People Like You Are The Reason People Like Me Drink	People Like You Are the Reason People Like Me Need Medication	I'm Famous In Europe	I Have PMS & ESP That Makes Me a Bitch That Knows It All
Big "Rooster"	It Took Me 40 Years To Look This Good	Viva La Stooges	Yet Despite The Look On My Face You Are Still Talking
Dear Lord: If You Can't Make Me Skinny, Please Make My Friends Fat	I Can Only Please One Person A Day. Today Isn't Your Day. Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good Either	I'm Too Sexy For My Hair. That's How Come It Isn't There.	Don't Need A Permit For These Guns
At My Age I've Seen It All Done It All, Heard It All, I Just Can't Remember It All!